he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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