I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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