I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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