So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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