"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I CAN MOONWALK!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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