His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ugly people sure do ruin things
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
