I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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