That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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