Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You are a genius and a whore.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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