the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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