I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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