I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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