Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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