i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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