then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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