and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
is that a dick in a sweater?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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