I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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