Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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