Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize