if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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