All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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