yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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