YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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