so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
A bitchslap is in order.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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