sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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