dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just saw a hot homeless man
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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