my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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