Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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