I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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