I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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