Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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