I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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