love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I understand Curling. That high.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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