I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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