Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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