I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm bleeding and have questions
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