Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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