nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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