party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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