What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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