someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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