just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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