You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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