It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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