I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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