Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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