Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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