Sry I called you an 8
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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