I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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