What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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