I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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