why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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