ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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