SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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