We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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